"sexy mama, eat Mama?"

okay, there has been some pretty bad or should i say questionable decisions made in the world of advertising throughout history. But honestly, why is Miss Universe the new 'face' of Mama freeze-dried noodles? What are they trying to tell us, that all the beautiful people eat Mama? That if you eat Mama you can be as beautiful as Miss Universe? And do they expect us to believe that the 'most' beutiful woman in the world eats the preservative heavy snack? She only eats nuts and berries, bathes in milk and honey and... sorry, i went too far.

--extracted from the GuRu magazine